Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times.

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