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2014

14

Nov

Doutzen Kroes Does the Squat of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.

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