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2014

24

Nov

Selena Gomez No Bra of the Day

Everyone is so concerned about whether Selena Gomez got breast implants or not…because I guess people don’t have anything interesting to really do with their time, but obsess over whether some celebrity who really doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of anything, it’s not like she’s ever done anything riveting, substantial or even interesting, has fake tits….

I mean a good set of fake tits are 8,000 dollars. I know strippers who can afford 8,000 dollars for tits….even prostitutes. It’s not like some exclusive fucking club…

Sure, as a fake tit hater, even though I’ve had good fake tits, I just find them silly, and prefer real tits, I don’t see much point in the fake tits, but if you’re in the public eye, and if you’re an inspiration to young girls everywhere, you might as well get fake tits, to give them more to be insecure about….

Now whether her tits are real or not, because most models and actors have fake tits, Selena Gomez doesn’t have a bra on, and that’s perfectly fine by me…but really I don’t care either way….I mean it’s Selena Gomez…Beiber’s girlfriend…who fucking cares…what’s going on with her tits. Oh right, you do.

Eeeeekkkk #AMAs

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