I am not thankful for Katy Perry’s scam, but I like that an LA party girl hipster made it as big as she did, all because of positioning.

I am not thankful for her body, I mean she’s kinda dumpy, but I don’t mind her tits, they are big…as these things happen with girls who have cankles…

I am thankful for this GIF that she apparently posted…because well..it’s fun…and there’s nothing wrong with fun…not that I believe in having fun…but I don’t care when other idiots have fun….even if in the back of my mind I hope that fun ends in natural disaster to teach them a lesson in fun…you know since people are the worst….

Happy thanksgiving…I’m going to drink for the next 5- 12 hours….and if I don’t die, I’ll be back because I am obsessive in all the wrong things…

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