Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…
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