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2014

15

Dec

Barbara Palvin Teaches You How to Speak Hungarian of the Day

I’ve been next to at least two Victoria’s Secret models….in the last two weeks…and they are tall as fuck…I go up to their fucking elbows, you know really substantial women with great proportionate bodies in pictures…but totally fucking monsters in person…throw in some hungarian, a historically scary communist language into the mix,that I like, because I think the whole Eastern European iron curtain thing is pornographic, but I feel like I am part of some horrible fucking movie…that I won’t come out alive in…massive woman, speaking aggressive languages at me…but I feel like some of you submissive bitches who like anything a girl does…especially when it is up on some spy Bond shit…and will find sexy in this…and that’s why I am posting it…I am the hand that helps you jerk off….but way less gay….because I didn’t even watch this video…I am too lazy and figure

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