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2014

29

Dec

Jessie J Does Instagram Bikini Pics of the Day

Jessie J is some bisexual pop star from the UK. I don’t think I’ve ever heard any of her songs, and that is probably a good thing…because the UK has a whole pile of shitty pop music that we are never exposed to…it is part of their culture, I blame the Spice Girls…

The only reason I know Jessie J, is because she performs in leotards, back when only a handful of these popstars were wearing leotards…I also know that she moved to LA because America appreciates her voice, while the UK just appreciates gossiping about her, because her voice doesn’t matter…I also know that she’s got some weird trashy tattoo that looks like she got in the housing projects in Atlanta one night before going to work at the stripclub…I also know that she’s built bottom heavy like she belongs in a hip hop video…with Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea because that’s the trend….make black dudes fuck you and white suburban kids who wish they were black will love you…and here she is in some self shot bikini pics for instagram…because it turns out America doesn’t care about her enough to send the paparazzi.

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