So before Channing Tatum was fucking nepotism hire, phoney rich kid artist, current Catlady, or Catgirl, or Catwoman, despite the word “woman” being some patriarchal archetype that makes those with pussy….who actually go by “people who bleed” according to a picture that’s been going viral from a public bathroom, because society is imploding, caving in on itself, and everyone has lost their fucking mind….maybe we should call it Cat-It, Cat-Shit, Cat-They, CATHY…..anyway, before he was fucking Zoe Kravitz…..THIS is what he put his dancing, male stripper, most eligible cock in Hollywood….up inside…but lucky for him, none of that sperms stuck and he can pretend it never happened….as she goes on in life trying to feel the way he made her feel…..and getting half naked on the internet must be part of that strategy.

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I had this picture set in “DRAFTS” to post since November 1st or 2nd. I realize that it’s a month late, but who the fuck cares about Jessie J, not Channing Tatum, or really anyone else….I mean when she was a big UK popstar trying to take on America….no one cared about Jessie J and that was over a decade ago I am sure.

If anything, Jessie J was the rebound for Channing Magic Mike’s marriage to Jenna Dewan…a back-up dancer he had a kid with….and everyone thought “What they hell is wrong with Channing Tatum for choosing this chick instead of all the other pussy available to him”….since he’s arguably the “text book” good looking guy from Hollywood that girls fucking love…but since he can get all the pussy, he went for this.

Here’s Jenna Dewan’s recent slutty behavior…

He’s currently with Lisa Bonet’s daughter, he got rid of this UK kitchen trash, but that’s probably making her more eager to get male attention, since rejection is a bitch…or hard on the ego, especially when you’re aging…

SO PULL THE ASS IN THONG OUT IN THE POOL….to try to offset knowing she’s washed up, old and pretty Channing Tatums sloppy seconds.

I’ll still stare at the underwater ass because underwater helps make nudity better through optical illusions or some anti-gravity shit…

Even if it’s a month late, it’s still an ass in a thong.

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Jesse J is the 33 year old UK popstar who I remember being a big enough deal about 10-15 years ago, but not THAT big of deal. She’d wear leotards when that was exciting enough for people who run outdated websites about GIRLS, in an era where writing stories based on girls is sexist, toxic masculine, or misogynistic…even though every guy I know used to rent movies based on what hot chick was in said movie…and likely only listened to music by girls they could jerk off to, because they’d be jerking off to their music video and listening to the music by default…

I don’t think Jesse J was ever that impressive, or hot, but I’m sure she made a lot of money and in this society, that’s all that matters.

Her most recent claim to fame was the WTF moment of her being Channing Tatum’s rebound after he left his slutty dance wife, who may not be the hottest bitch out there, but was substantially hotter than this slob.

At least she’s half naked, you know doing the important work of a mid-30s woman, just trying to get fucking noticed, in the lamest and low hanging fruit way…

Here’s an idea, why not use some of that money, to produce something inspiring, life changing and of quality….instead of just posting pics of your underwear that you took of yourself you lazy bored fucking nobody.

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Jessie J has her ass out because I guess what you’re supposed to as a woman with an ass, especially when you’ve had a taste of fame through a lackluster pop career and you love those likes and follows.

I am sure she made enough money to retire, so that she has all the time in the world and can focus on taking pics of her thong ass in the pool for those likes and follows, you know to feel like she matters….

She’s also had a taste of Channing Tatum’s cum, possibly in her ass or vagina, I wasn’t there and don’t have the details. To me, that is evidence that he’s had so many hot chicks throwing themselves at him, that he felt the need to try out an average girl, you know something different….a forgotten popstar, that’s better than some 20 year old IG slut…plus the older, the weathered put in more effort during sex because she knows where she stands on the hotness and relecance charts….

I never found her hot, her gunt makes me thinks he’s a mom, but a big ass in a thong is a big ass in a thong, it’s pretty cheap clickbait, even when she adds her artsy weirdness to try to make it less slutty…you know cuz it’s art…

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You gotta wonder what goes through the mind of a mediocre popstar that I am sure you’ve never even heard of, because I’ve barely heard of her and I run a fucking website about this shit and have written 10s of thousands of useless blog posts maybe even 100,000 blog posts that no one reads about these useless idiots, so I would fucking know….

She was around, in leotards, 10 or more years ago and now she’s just old as shit…and whether Channing Tatum, who you know sucked dick to get famous, fucked her after his wife and him split up, doesn’t really impress me…that dude fucked dudes to get where he is, meaning he’d fuck whatever comes around….

Point being, you’d have to be in a pretty weird fucking place to post a series of content pieces in your bathroom, wearing sheer mom underwear while doing a dance, to put out to the world…

Really, this is the message, the inspo, the curated content she’s worked out for herself…wearing shapewear to suck her fucking gunt in….because she’s old…for instagram..

There’s a fucking homegrown disaster happening, and these idiots post shit like this that literally no one wants to see because she is Jessie J…and no one knows who she is….I don’t think Channing even knows who she is and he butt fucked her….that is how impressive she is…

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I am a firm fucking hater of cellulite empowerment. I miss an era of girls feeling shame for their cellulite so they’d do things like develop an eating disorder, or hit the gym, or even rehydrate…some girls even got themselves weird ass treatments hoping one day they’d feel confident in a bikini….while other girls just didn’t give a fuck about cellulite, since all girls technically have cellulite, it’s hormonal…it’s part of being a woman, so it’s not a big deal….

Then you have idiots like Jessie J, the forgotten UK popstar no one gives a fuck about, who manage to be Channing Tatum’s unattractive rebound after his divorce, using her cellulite politically….shining a fucking spotlight on it, like she’s some kind of hero…when no one give a fuck about the cellulite and we realize this isn’t about empowering your fat ass legs, it’s to show off your fat ass…that has underwear jacked up inside it….we’re onto you and your fake activism you fat thighed slut….

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Looking at Jessie J and her midget gymnast in her retirement years looking body…she makes a pretty valid case that Channing Tatum was gay for pay on his climb to the top…from male stripper to Hollywood sweetheart….because we all know how male strippers actually make money…it’s from male patrons who want to suck dick or have dick sucked….it’s basic science…

The only reason I remember who Jessie J is, is because of Channing Tatum, and not because I am a fan who tracks what stink he puts his dick in, but because she was the rebound from his marriage to the back-up dancer Jenna Dewan, who was at least hotter than this….

Jessie J is a UK popstar that was forgotten on the ship she came back to America on, until she got this PR move she’s leveraged into finding ways to post her hard nipples in tight shirts and panties on her social media…it’s weird, her legs and shoulder strangely strong…maybe she’s a swimmer…who cares…yes it appears I do with this post…but I don’t.

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I guess Jessie J’s claim to fame was proving that Channing Tatum doesn’t like chicks…and is actually the kind of male stripper who sucks dudes dicks in the backroom, you know the real money in male stripping is in the gay scene…which conveniently is also a great way to make it in Hollywood….

Jessie J was Channing Tatum’s rebound after his back-up dancer beard wife….which as one of the most hyped “hot guy of hollywood” was pretty disappointing….I mean when you can fuck anything and you go with a weird looking third tier popstar from the UK no one’s heard of the last decade because she turned 40….you gotta wonder about the motherfucker…

Not to mention, topless selfies mean one thing….looking for dick….maybe not to fuck, but in efforts to get their money, attention, likes, follows, I mean why the topless selfie for strangers….cuz she’s feeling hot and empowered…or maybe it’s cuz she’s an attention seeking whore looking for compliments…and I am sure she’s getting them cuz losers of the internet see skin and fucking freak out even on the nasty bitches.

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I guess this is what happens when you take a woman out of the UK, where’s it’s cloudy and grey, and get her all fucking high on the sun….where despite being a little too tough looking, you know gender fluid, on the wrong side of the gender spectrum, since she’s supposed to have a vagina…

I don’t know if she’s a female body builder, or if this is just her look that she’s not ashamed of because she just got off fucking Channing Tatum, marketed as one of the hottest guys in Hollywood, which most women believe in….but clearly he’s skewing a bit on the gay side of things…partially because of his Magic Mike dancing….we know male strippers suck dick for money….but also because how tough this girl looks in a bikini…maybe something different for him after his last wife…Jenna Dewan…the dancer..

It’s one of those, you can get anything you want, so might as well fuck the trash, or anything, cuz hot girls are boring…it’s part of the reason I’ve heard Leo DiCaprio fucks men….you know to switch it all up…

Who knows…why she’s trying to be a bikini model…but that’s what’s going on here.

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Jessie J was the UKs version of Katy Perry / Lady Gaga….some annoying pop tart cunt who is never wearing pants…who guys everywhere get excited about because if they are gonna masturbate to some pop tart…she might as well be the kind who never wears pants….

That was about a few decades ago, because bitch is old…and basically fell off….until recently being Channing Tatum’s replacement vagina from the back-up dancer he made his sidekick that he divorced…what was her name…Jenna Dewan?

So she was the new Jenna Dewan and I guess thanks to Channing’s stripper history and her pantsless popstar history…getting naked is the thing to do….at least to get noticed on the internet…so here she is naked…just not naked enough because if you’re not showing your asshole ridges to the internet you’re not nearly pantsless enough…even if your whole schtick was being pantsless…it was a LIE…

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