Jessie J Cellulite of the Day

2021

Jul

I am a firm fucking hater of cellulite empowerment. I miss an era of girls feeling shame for their cellulite so they’d do things like develop an eating disorder, or hit the gym, or even rehydrate…some girls even got themselves weird ass treatments hoping one day they’d feel confident in a bikini….while other girls just didn’t give a fuck about cellulite, since all girls technically have cellulite, it’s hormonal…it’s part of being a woman, so it’s not a big deal….

Then you have idiots like Jessie J, the forgotten UK popstar no one gives a fuck about, who manage to be Channing Tatum’s unattractive rebound after his divorce, using her cellulite politically….shining a fucking spotlight on it, like she’s some kind of hero…when no one give a fuck about the cellulite and we realize this isn’t about empowering your fat ass legs, it’s to show off your fat ass…that has underwear jacked up inside it….we’re onto you and your fake activism you fat thighed slut….