So before Channing Tatum was fucking nepotism hire, phoney rich kid artist, current Catlady, or Catgirl, or Catwoman, despite the word “woman” being some patriarchal archetype that makes those with pussy….who actually go by “people who bleed” according to a picture that’s been going viral from a public bathroom, because society is imploding, caving in on itself, and everyone has lost their fucking mind….maybe we should call it Cat-It, Cat-Shit, Cat-They, CATHY…..anyway, before he was fucking Zoe Kravitz…..THIS is what he put his dancing, male stripper, most eligible cock in Hollywood….up inside…but lucky for him, none of that sperms stuck and he can pretend it never happened….as she goes on in life trying to feel the way he made her feel…..and getting half naked on the internet must be part of that strategy.

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