Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

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