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2022

29

Jun

Lorde Ass of the Day

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It’s LORDE who may never be a Royal, at least according to her first stupid song that went viral, but she can slip into some weird body suit that her ass seems to love eating up, for the world to see her as more than just this depressing singer from Australia, acting more her age, and more her generation…instad of like a lesbian Darlene from Roseanne, who is also a lesbian, rocking an oversized t-shirt….

I don’t care enough about Lorde’s look to really go through the archives to see how long she’s been doing the sluttier outfits, I think I’ve only seen 3 pics of LORDE in my life and they were not memorable, but whenever a shitty act tries to be relevant a second time around and it involves sluttier outfits, I’ll pay attention….barely…and this is that time…

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2016

03

May

Lorde Has Terrible TIts of the Day

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LORDE is not a dude, but her tits are about as hot as a dudes, I think there is a name or a disorder associated with these kinds of cone shaped, under developed tits, but there’s no disorder associated wither her angry / sad / committed to her sound..

This is Terrifying…I mean, I didn’t expect her to have great tits, or any tits…I wasn’t even sure if she was human…but looking at them…knowing they are there..is almost upsetting..

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2016

19

Feb

Lorde in a Bikini of the Day

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The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh..

She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute..

So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini.

That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image..

So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele..

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2015

06

Jan

Lorde in Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lorde is a sea monster….and I guess she’s not trying to hide it, she’s more of the put her bullshit out there kind of girl, for everyone to celebrate like she was Lana Del Rey, only younger and dumpier, and less authentic, even though Lana Del Rey is just fabricated bullshit shoved down our throat too….serving some kind of purpose…one I don’t know, but assume involves suicidal lonely tweens who cut themselves because they are idiots, but a purpose that shouldn’t be in a bathing suit, but at least is in a one piece, because unlike so many girls, she knows her limitations….and I appreciate that…

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