The funny thing about Lorde in a a bikini is that I’m actually not disgusted, thrown off, in the mood to body shame her…or laugh..
She’s some singer songwriter from New Zealand who at 17 pretty much did the Taylor Swift all thanks to the internet…A viral video sensation – who made it in music….all while being not very cute..
So to see a barely legal girl, like Lorde, who wasn’t hot make it because of good content that people liked, was almost refreshing in this instagram model, rich kid celebrity world…even if it was a one hit wonder – or a novelty – or just overly relatable singing about never being famous and getting famous for it..what I am saying is that I’ve never wanted to see Lorde in a bikini, but at the same time, I want to see everyone in a bikini.
That said, if you’ve ever seen Lorde and if you ever watched her video Royals, or any of the marketing around that album, you’d already know she has absolutely zero sex appeal – there is zero hot to her….or about her…it’s part of her image..
So seeing her in a bikini…something I love…looking like a girl in a bikini…at 19…is actually almost refreshing….It’s like she’s a girl and not just some weirdly marketed “dark” one hit wonder from New Zealand…sure she’s not my dream body to jerk off to, but she’s got a flat stomach – big hips – a waist – thick thighs – little tits..and it could be a lot worse…she could be Adele..
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