Here’s a little patriotic moment for all you proud Americans to stand at your desks, hand on chest, singing the national anthem, shooting off your guns into your trailer park roof, while shopping at Walmart, eating fast food, figuring out some kind of insurance scam so that you don’t have to ever work, to pay off the debt you can’t afford to pay back, that you got yourself into when buying wide-screen TVs to pollute your brain with shows like the Kardashians, and Honey Booboo, hoping one day your dumb ass gets a show of it’s own…American dreams…in the form of an Olympic winner posing half naked…and athletic…figure skater…which for a Canadian who has masturbated to figure skating…is erotic.

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