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2015

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Has a White Substance on her Face of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity…

I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude:


missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!

But that’s because I am a pervert.

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