Dakota Johnson is going to be pretty naked in a couple of days, for the much anticipated by people who have never heard of porno, 50 Shades of Grey, a simple shitty book that has made at least one bored housewife, billions of fucking dollars, all thanks to writing about her fantasies thanks to a boring suburban life. The whole thing is pretty fucking crazy considering the over-sexed world we live in….

She’s the daughter of Melanie Griffith, who was the daughter of the woman in The Birds, and who has rolled through a bunch of men, including her dad Don Johnson, from Miami vice, and this is her big break out role, that was pretty hard to get considering how hooked up her family is….not that that matters….what matters is that if you’re smart, you’ll take your girl to this shit, because despite all the haters out there, girls get horny to this shit, and a horny girl…getting off in a theater to low grade harlequin smut…is still a girl with soaked through panties who wants to relive the excitement on your dick, because it is closest….

It’s like when kids see an action movie and go pretend they are fucking ninjas…only the sex version…

Good times…here’s her ass…that they are leaking…

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