Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated model. I’ve barely heard of her, so I can’t imagine that you’ve heard of her. She’s got the typical big titty, tight enough body, look they generally use when they aren’t working with Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen, making this one pretty interchangeable with every other girl who wants to be a bikini model out there…and that’s probably a good thing because she’s looks pretty fucking old and tired…but maybe that’s just me hating on girls hot enough to be deemed bikinis models…as I do.

Well, flash in the pan, 5 minutes or less of relevance, that she is…working on the rich guy program, because she’s not actually working that I assume is her life…she looks pretty hot for GQ UK…maybe she’s got a second wind in her.

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