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2015

06

Mar

Hipster in a River of the Day

Zach-McCaffree12

I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund….

The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right..

I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you..

Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models.

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