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2022

13

Dec

Edgy Argentine Nude Hip Shoot of the Day

I used to produce gutter nude shoots with various lovely women around the world from the comfort of my soiled couch…it was a lot of fun but a waste of fucking time, or too much effort for no actual return and it wasn’t like I was a MeToo motherfucker getting pussy from the collab and it wasn’t like I was making money off the collab….it was just something to do….that I stopped doing….

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate the concept of random girls, whether they identify as selfie models, or instagram models, or artists, or fitness influencers, or random ass nobody strippers and homeless chicks who need 20 dollars or not doesn’t matter….doing nude shits…

It’s the hipster, instagram model, nude for art good times…..nude for porn they call art, nude for clout, nude for attention, nude for the sake of being nude on the itnernet….and I like it…

Now that all chicks get naked on the internet, it’s probably a lot easier to find chicks to get naked on the internet, so maybe 2023 will be me producing not quite porn, we’ll package as art, because it’s that grey area you want to be in….

In the meantime, we can check out other people’s work, like this racy model by photographer for nakid magazine …since it’s modern, alt, wild and involves pussy touching WITH mouth….this hipster model edgy alt instagram art porno shoot just got real…and it’s nice to see people still like to have a good time….maybe even too good of a time…

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2020

16

Sep

Terrifying Hipster Shoot of the Day

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This is the frontwoman of anti-fascist, anti-racism, anti-sexism, 4-piece musical outfit out of Brooklyn called SURFBORT…

She has been the mouth of GUCCI make-up campaigns, assuming she is a she, because looking at her makes me think she’s some try hard clout chasing fuck who would cut off his own dick for the attention….

You know one of those “I’m just being me”….or “I don’t give a fuck about what you say, but look how different, unique, loud and eccentric I am”….which by definition is not giving a fuck at all…it’s giving so many fucks you create an aesthetic around yourself all designed to get noticed…..

If this is what the kids are turning to for cool and inspirational….because they are a generation of lame losers….it would make sense….

I’ve been around a while, I’ve seen try hards from every industry, and if you don’t think this is trying hard, you’re crazy….if you think this is hot, you crazier…

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2015

21

May

Mariam is the Titties For Fashion of the Day

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There are just too many models and photographers out there…producing professional quality photoshoots…that it is impossible to know whether they are good, or whether they are celebrated, or whether they are just hipster nobodies with a camera, but I guess all there really is to know is that if the tits are exposed in a photo series show by anyone, they are art to me…

It’s like all I need is tits to ignore how cheesy it is for people to get together and do these free shoots for the sake of doing free shoots…because of a dream they probably have of one day being famous….

But then again, I guess people who love taking pictures and models who love taking their tits out in pictures need to start somewhere, when they’re not being given a chance because the mainstream is slow to the gate…

My only issue is that no one is pushing boundaries and it all seems like it is just one big parody or bootleg copy…and that’s what I guess is boring…

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2015

06

Mar

Hipster in a River of the Day

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I call any girl who doesn’t look like an actual model a hipster model. It is interchangeable with Instragram model, but with less followers, because the photoshoots they put together are more on a school project, doing it for practice, pretending it is art kick, than for an actual brand or campaign. It is like the soul purpose of these shoots is for Instagram and Tumblr, and it amazes me how obnoxious people are when peddling these out there with the “Shoot today, shooting today”…it’s like no you aren’t, your friend is taking pics of you for instagram because you have nothing better to do with your time thanks to your fucking trust fund….

The good thing is, a lot of these girls get that the key for their self produced shoots to go anywhere is getting naked or half naked…because it’s edgy and art…right..

I guess what it comes down to is that this is the future, real models and actors don’t matter…motherfucker..it is all about you..

Her name is Heather…you can follow her on INSTAGRAM …I suggest telling her you want to be her manager…or agent…you’ll probably get a blowjob out of it…and we all like blowjobs….especially from aspiring models.

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2015

20

Feb

Some Hipster Chick Tits of the Day

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It’s Oscar Weekend, so what better way to celebrate the most regal and high profile event in the entertainment industry, especially for a website that covers a lot of hollywood gossip and celebrity bullshit, by posting in-trend pics of a naked hipster with farm animals in Australia…because who gives a fuck about Hollywood and the shitty movies they make – when the world’s got naked hipsters to distract us with…rather than awards for overpaid disgusting humans who produce overpriced smut without the penetration…right..

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2010

15

Sep

Gay Hipster Fight in LA of the Day

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This is hysterical.

I could really go off about hipsters, but the truth is that I leave my house every once in a while and no that hipsters don’t exist anymore, they are just mainstream…I’m talking every motherfucker in the world under 25 is a hipster bisexual and it is boring……and sure some hipster girls are alright looking, and I like that they don’t wear bras, but the size of their obvious ironic hipster bush and the smell it gives off throws me off….

This American Apparel generation of idiots is boring, obvious and don’t really keep me too interested, even if they slut out on the regular and don’t mind showing nipple…when they aren’t too busy looking at themselves in the mirror trying to be authentic….

So seeing them turn on themselves is amazing.. Faux Fag in skinny jeans and deep V neck tank tops battling flannel shirt and stupid haircuts is hilarious…too bad they didn’t cut each other up…but the good news is they will probably all die of AIDS in 20 years…

Enjoy

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2010

05

Jan

Ashley Olsen’s Hipster Jog of the Day

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I hate hipsters. I thought that shit would have died by now but for some reason it’s just become mainstream even though the idiot hipsters still think they are part of an exclusive group despite being part of the idiot masses. Something I thought was the total opposite of being a hipster so I get confused when I see a huge mass of jaded, cynical, indy people because I used to think “indy” or whatever it is that hipsters stand for besides no washing, pretending to be artists and cooler than fucking cool while dressing like they don’t have a trust fund….and you can partially blame the Olsen Twins and their “Hobo” chic back when they were the fashion icons they were labeled by the media despite lookin’ like Michael Jackson’s love child with a Treasure Troll and here she is taking her cause to another level while jogging and not missin’ a fucking beat from her marriage to leggings and ripped ratty flannel. What a fucking joke.

Pics via Fame

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2009

24

Feb

Kanye’s Lesbian Hipster Girlfriend Dressed Like a Clown of the Day

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If you’re wondering why Kanye’s dating some lesbian hipster, it’s because she’s got a haircut he can deal with as long as he fucks her from behind and she answers to the name, Jeff.

Here are some pictures of Amber Rose, Kanye’s Girlfriend, and her Ex-Girlfriend…Doing Some PG Dyking Out
GO

Posted in:Hipster|Kanye West|Lesbian

2009

23

Feb

Mishca Barton is a Hipster Slut in FHM of the Day

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Here’s an over glorified American Apparel model, also known as Mischa Barton, hanging onto her career as hard as she can cause her management or PR people dropped her and she needs to survive by taking off her clothes…the way I like it.

What I don’t like is this fucking hipster trash, it’s taking over the mainstream, it is everywhere I fucking look, from Lady Gaga to fucking Sharon Stone. There are so many insecure fuckers, trying to be on top of the latest fashion craze or music craze all while sucking up to each other and reassuring each other that being as annoying and outrageous as possible will help people forget that 2 years ago they were listening to Britney Spears and wearing The Gap and Juicy Couture like they were Paris Hilton, because at the time it was the cool thing to do. Fucking shapeshifting assholes.

It is all so fucking contrived, but I guess all it takes is sucking up or sucking off to be make it in the world, so get fucking cracking cause I made the mistake of telling everyone to fuck themselves and I sleep on a shit stained box spring, not a life I’d recommend for anyone.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus, DJ AM’s social climbing record carrying, unattractive whore of a girlfriend is an American Apparel Model because she’s not hot enough to be a real model and here she is leaving some exclusive party he DJed at and she got into because she’s fucking him, when otherwise she’d be drinking pitchers of beer with kids in skinny jeans and flannel shirts as they count their trust fund change to buy some blow or some shit…

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2008

10

Dec

Miley Cyrus and Her Really Ugly Sister are Hipster Poser Trash of the Day

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There are a few problems with these pictures of Miley Cyrus and her sister walking down the street.

Firstly, they have secured something I’ve always been saying and that is that Urban Outfitters is some try hard hipster shit, and anything with the name Urban in it is a lie designed for suburban people willing to spend 100 dollars on a shirt they got at some homeless shelter, not that I shop or that I care, but whenever I walk by the shit and shit these tight jean wearing euro-trash in their high tops I get mad and I really don’t know why but little things piss me off.

Secondly, Miley’s sister in her ironic hipster bullshit attitude is wearing a vintage Mickey Mouse shirt, because Mickey Mouse is paying for their shit, because everyone knows that Billy Ray’s got no more money left from Achy Breaky Heart because he used it to buy his wife and fuel his cocaine addiction.

Lastly, take a look at this girls face, she’s an ugly version of an ugly Miley and it’s scaring the fucking shit out of me. The real question is whether she will ever find love lookin’ like the bottom of a homeless man’s rotten shoe. I didn’t know Miley even had a fucking sister and I guess if I was Miley, I’d keep this bitch locked away in the basement and as far from the spotlight as possible too because she’s embarrassing to admit you’re related to and like most retarded siblings, you’d want to protect them from the negative attention they will bring to you and your inflated career.

Either way, with a face like that, she’s pretty much got no choice but to pull that hipster, indy rock, electro, LA, art fag bullshit because for some reason hipster, indy rock, electro, LA, art fag bullshit guys are bisexual and more into a girl for her fake substance than her hot body, or hot face that you can look into without staring at awkwardly while laughing/crying/throwing up….and seem to think asymmetrical faces are as hype as asymmetrical hair….and that’s enough of this post…

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