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2015

18

Mar

Zoe Kravitz Topless in a Movie of the Day

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This is Zoe Kravitz topless in a movie that I am sure she didn’t get because she is Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s Daugther…

The interesting thing about her is that she’s Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet’s daughter…

The other interesting the about her is that most half black people have one black father and one white mother, while this one has two half parents, meaning she’s still half, but 25% from her momma and 25% from her dad…but we can collectively agree was probably raised white as fuck….

Going to all the exclusive parties, but one exclusive party she hasn’t come to yet is my shit hole apartment, which is too bad because I’ve already plastered the walls with Lenny Kravitz posters and put on my Lenny Kravitz cd so that she doesn’t get any idea that I am trying to be friends with her for any other reason other than the fact that she’s Lenny Kravitz’s daughter…and by friends I mean have her sit on my face….

You know, she probably realizes that her art, her hipsterism, her fashion modeling is not because of who she is, but because of who she is thanks to who her parents are and thats probably why all these celebrity kids end up in the gutter, living a life in their parents shadow…fueled by drugs they buy with their trust funds…

That is not to say Zoe Kravitz isn’t a natural talent, or that she’s not a cool girl, or that she’s not worth taking seriously…because she’s showing her tits, and that’s good enough representation of her “talent” to me…

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