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2015

02

Apr

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret is struggling to stay relevant with the younger kids, who turn to social media to find their underwear needs, because Victoria’s Secret kind of lost their cool factor by using the old school style of model who were skinny and unattainable, rather than the cool model already established because her dad is rich and has connected friends, whou would never be cast by Victoria’s Secret in the past, because she’s got the face of a Mr Potato Head…

I prefer when they try reinventing themselves by not photoshopping the nipples, than when they cast VINE stars…or whatever this Hadid is.

Her name is Gigi, she’s overrated, but the kids are into her, and thus the brands are too, because they’ll use anyone they can to sell a pair of panties…and I encourage selling panties, because eventually those panties end up in the trash, and I know a guy who digs through dumpsters to find them, to deliver to me to sniff…because there is very little more disgusting in life than a pair of stranger’s panties so soiled they were thrown the fuck out…so girl…next time you throw out panties…

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