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2015

03

Apr

January Jones for The Violet Grey Magazine of the Day

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I guess single mom with a fatherless child is promoting some movie, because no one has said her name in what must be years since she got knocked up by a random celeb or executive that didn’t realize she wasn’t on the pill, or that accidents happen, because up until that point all problems just went away with the right cash settlement…maybe that’s why he’s a mystery…they have a deal.

Either way, I know the one night stand pregnancy all too well, it happened to a friend of mine, these girls set this shit up because they are self involved, it is their body and they get you to cum in them, and being a man, how can you not cum in a bitch when she asks you to.

Anyway, I’m not going to google her bullshit, but she is topless in this magazine, I thought her tits were bigger, and she’s in the tabloids for marrying her costar Will Forte, who I guess like the ratings, more than he dislikes morally questionable women…as the world loves that shit…

Here she is in that magazine…boring.

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