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2015

06

Apr

Bella Thorne Bikini Pic of the Day

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Everyone is interested in Bella Thorne and not for the same reason as people are interested in most gingers, you know to point and laugh at them, and question whether they are human, or monsters sent from hell, that in the middle ages would be left in the woods to fend for themselves….only to create a breed of super strong…scary..fair skinned…weridos..

But because she’s young, on TV, hot, and has a great ass, thanks to being young and on TV…and like all girls who are young and on TV, we can safely assume she’s been whored out to the world by her parents since she was a kid, and in turn knows how to give great head…it’s like some kids learn how to ride a bike from their parents, other kids learn how to make cookies on Christmas…and others learn to suck dick to live out mommy’s dremas, because working sucks and lviing off the creature from her uterus…just makes sense…

Either way, she’ll be 18 soon enough, I predict people will still care about her then…and in the meantime, you can always google one of her sisters, who didn’t quite make it on the celebrity train their parents threw them on, and instead became a hipster nude model..giving us hope the younger sister follows in her footsteps when the time comes…because these bikini selfies are a preview…of what I can only assume will be good.

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I mean the “get wet” thing…just crazy…

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