Mischa Barton was not at Coachella, because she’s 35 and over it…

But there was a time when Mischa Barton was Coachella…you know where her everyday life involved her doing Coachella type things, like drugs and laziness, all while dressed like a dirty fucking hippie, but designer, even though she was unshowered and disgusting…a disgusting that she’s been able to carry on with her into her years of irrelevance, that may show glimmer of a comeback, or maybe that’s just me being distracted by her nipple that she’s showing off because she doesn’t give a fuck and it’s just a nipple you virginss…

I guess it gives you Mischa Barton fans something to jerk off to besides her puking scene from under the bed in The Sixth Sense…which is really where she peaked….

She’s a survivor…because there was a point in time she really looked like she was going to die..then she got really fat….and now she’s back…for Coachella, not at Coachella, with nipples…because she’s a human and humans have nipples…

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