I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

01

May

Alexis Ren in her Bikini of the Day

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Alexis Ren has a great scam going on. She’s dated some video dude who girls find hot…and has packaged herself as a young it couple, since they both have millions of followers on instagram, because when you’re fresh and 18, you don’t bother doing it the old school way, you just build yourself up and the brands come to you….

I mean I have seen these two in local papers, in random places, because I guess that’s what happens when you go viral and live an aspirational, carefree life that doesn’t involve college, but does involve traveling the world doing action sports, looking hot as fuck….

I am not a fan of people who win at life, because they remind me that I didn’t…but I am a fan of hot 18 year olds in bikinis, whether they are self-made famous or not…because seriously…look at these fucking pics…

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