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2015

08

May

Paris Hilton’s New Song of the Day

Apparently, Paris Hilton has a new song, because Paris Hilton didn’t listen to the general consensus of the world, or at least North America…and shoot herself in a drugged up stupor…in her mansion after she had a solid run of winning at life and making a ton of fucking money in the process for her already rich self…riding off the family name…

I mean the biggest testament to how much we hated Paris Hilton, whether she’s nice or a good business woman behind her stupid baby talking image is that we turned her assistant into Kim Kardashian….just to let Paris know we really don’t give a fuck about her…

Well, she continues her hustle, she keeps making stupid money off morons, and I guess that’s what this is all about….and it’s horrible…I only heard one line before turning it off…but it happened…and it’s worth mocking…

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