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2015

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May

Cailin Russo Topless for Lady Islington of the Day

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Cailin Russo is not a friend of the site, but she should be, because I write such nice things about her and her father who was in a punk band in the 90s, who toured Warped tour and probably was one of those dudes who toured Warped tour in your hometown who fucked your high school girlfriend…because girls love guys in bands…and who probably didn’t use condoms…assumng that at 16 girls can’t get pregnant…producuing this magical creature who has decided to be a model…who’s claim to fame is kissing Beiber in a music video..and who has since turned to nude modeling to get noticed…because no one cares about the girl who kissed Beiber, they would be more into the girl who Killed Beiber…..and more importantly..because nude modeling is all that fucking matters….but even that doesn’t matter…I mean we don’t care about much as a society…everything is surface and for show with no substance…and people who are actually doing things of substance we don’t even notice…but we do seem to pay attention to a lot of idiots…at least for two seconds it takes to see their tits…weird.

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