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2015

18

May

Miley Cyrus is Not Nearly Slutty Enough on Vacation of the Day

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Miley posted some vacation pictures of herself because her life isn’t a fucking vacation as it is…and she needs to go to tropical places to really understand what being relaxed is…and I guess it gives her a chance to just be herself…which is a clothed Disney Starlet…who doesn’t need to pretend she’s weird because that’s what the hipster mainstream and the label wants…and she doesn’t have to show her nipples because that’s what I want..and she can just be normal…with a group of black guys who she’d want you to think are gang banging her but who are probably…

Suck this pussy just like you should…in this weird Dolly Parton style ho down where the square dancing caller is aggressive about pussy eating…

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