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2015

18

May

Some Tricks at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

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So the Billboard Music awards happened and I was amazed that people in my social media feed were actually watching it and making comments on it…because I guess they have absolutely nothing better to do…and their lives are that sad, depressing and influenced by the media…that they’ll just sit through anything that is considered a televised event…no matter how bootleg it is…

I get it, Billboard was a legitimate thing before we had Youtube Views and itunes to track the success of a song…it was the industry standard in monitoring success for these overly successful…but that whole thing is dated…and loses all credibility when they have the only Drunk Vegas hooker they can find host it, otherwise one of their lead performers won’t attend, because like Ice T, motherfucker likes his hooker treated fairly…

All this to say..Taylor Swift was the winner…and showed up with an entourage…because I guess it was a Taylor Swift special…more than anything else…and other girls were there to show their support for their tall, skinny, brainwashing leader…

Taylor Swift….and her People..

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J.Lo…Too Old to Be in a See Through Dress on her way to a Hispanic Easter At the Church….

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Rita Ora…

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Mariah Carey Still Exists…and So Do her Tits…

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So Does Nicky Minaj

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An Iggy Azalea’s New Face…

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