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2015

21

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….

Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…

All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..

All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…

All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….

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