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2015

01

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided you’ve got more 25,000 dollars to spend on sex with models, and I will assure you that no matter how disgusting you are…90 percent of girls will say yes..

So here’s Samantha Hoopes, a Sports Illustrated model, which in case you didn’t realize, means she’s pretty low level and probably not making much money since Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, it just gives these girls the stamp they need to get athlete or rich dude boyfriends..

And she’s eating a burger like a plus sized model…without being plus sized…because rich people don’t like fat people..being fat would get in the way of business..

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