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2015

02

Jun

Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day

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Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone…

Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma…

It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product…

It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people…

She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS.

Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that…

Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams:

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