Sistine Stallone Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2024

15

Nov

Stallone’s Daughters to Outrage You of the Day

One of the most retarded content strategies I’ve taken was during COVID where I decided to push being an anti-vaxxer in attempts to save all you brain washed motherfuckers.

50 percent of my traffic disappeared overnight…I went from 3 loyal readers to 1.5 readers, but I had to do what felt right in my soul…

Sure, the traffic dip could have been from google censoring anti-vaxxers, my lack of original content, my lack of social media, my lack of an email list…you know there are ways to market a website so that it matters….

But I like to think it’s because I went “Right Wing Conspiracy”….and because it’s called DrunkenStepfather and it reminds women of being molested growing up…

The problem with that is that the MAGATS as they are called aren’t into looking at celebrity tits on a low grade porn site, it’s really the low testosterone, possibly autistic, weird libtard in his pod eating bugs that likes to be distracted by this shit….so I shot myself in the foot.

Then the whole brand and ad sponsors, who already blacklisted me because they are racist and think I am porn won’t touch “Right Wing Conspiracy” sites, but I didn’t have those ads anyway….but I did have grey area ads, like weed companies and sex toys and shit like that that decided to not touch the site….

All this to say, I am trying to appeal to the LIBTARD who is into celebrity and being distracted by celebrity, while the MAGATS are out there celebrating their win, owning the libtards, freaking out about other conspiracies, while deciding they are rebels and revolutionaries saving America while waking up the masses….

So when I saw that Sylvester Stallone was at MAR-A-LARGO endorsing TRUMP and calling him the next George Washington, because Trump has that affect on people, dude’s a legend and doing what we think needs to get done because we’re awake!

I figured nothing better than posting his slutty daughters being slutty on social media for your LIBTARDS to rage jerk off to…

Teach SLY what’s up assuming you can still get boners and haven’t gone full WOMAN who got her balls off yet…there names are Sistene and Sophia….enjoy the RAGE BAIT BATE (literally)….nerd.

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2021

23

Sep

Sistine Stallon Bikini of the Day

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As you may or may not know, the celebrity rich kids who were born into celebrity families are some of the most interesting specimens of humans, not because they are interesting, in fact they are actually totally uninteresting, even disappointingly interesting, because they aren’t the actual celebrity, but rather some STD that survived that may or may not be hated by the celebrity, because some narcissists love their kids while others see them as pieces of shit who get in the way.

This celebrity rich kid belongs to Sylvester Stallone, but like other celebrity rich kids is reducing herself to a body on social media, people like bodies on social media, those are the posts that get all the likes and follows.

If you’re clever enough, you may realize that she’s pretending this is a picture of her dog, and not a slutty selfie in the door reflection, you know thirst trap thursday tactics to seem less shameless, desperate, etc.

MAYBE…she’s the SLY one in the family….GET IT…cuz her dad’s name is SLY STALLONE…holy fuck….this shit writes itself…terribly.

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2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.

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2018

16

Jul

Sophie and Sistine Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sophie and Sistine Stallone while in this position – don’t look too much like Sylvester…like they do when you look at them face on – and I can appreciate their hustle and attempt to get as famous as possible riding their dad’s name and money….

This picture is racy, aggressive, but if you go to the bach or the pool – the thong bathing suits are everywhere – whole lot of ass and pussy on all fours…just bending over casually….but to the right audience…totally inappropriate as fuck…in a porno stance…

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2018

12

Feb

Sistine Stallone in a Bra of the Day

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In rich girls with famous dads who were a huge fucking deal in the 80s and 90s who have faces that look like they were the punching bag their dad trained on in his most iconic role….

Here’s SISTINE Stallone, named after the Sistine Chapel, like she’s some kind of work of art, you know like all the other Jersey Trashy WOPs out there with the same name..

She may not look good, but she gets to go to all the important events thanks to her dad being a Stallone, and really, as long as you’re not fat, who cares, you’re rich, have access, you don’t need to be an egotistical model to live that good life, you just gotta cry to daddy for more money or to call on his friends…

But then she heads out with her bra on, for attnetion, because these girls, all girls, thanks to social media, can’t help wanting to be famous, known, seen, followed, liked or provocative…the world is one VAIN, even from those who shouldn’t be vain, pile of bullshit.

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2018

17

Jan

Sistine Stallone Tits in a Pushup Bra of the Day

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Sistine Stallone, who based on her face is a little too Stallone for my liking, you know when it comes to looking at women, it’s nice that they have womanly features, but who is still a Stallone heir, meaning she’s got that trust fund, making that money and doing whatever it is that she does, likely nothing…..to feel some sense of purpose or relevance…

The fact is that she’s got a better life than any of us, but she’s also probably more miserable than any of us, and not in a lets hate on rich people, they can’t be happy they are rich kind of way, but in a she’s gotta go through life with that face, no bank account balance, or luxury vacation will ever change that…

But at least she’s skinny…

So skinny that she’s maximizing hte little tits as hard as she can in her push up bra…but skinny…is good, worth celebrating, and redeeming….because a face doesn’t matter especially in doggy style position…

So that long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…is worth noticing, at least that’s what she wants you to believe. Tits Out.

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2017

14

Aug

Sistine Stallone Looks Like Rocky’s Speedbag of the Day

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THIS JUST IN….NOT ALL CELEB KIDS ARE CREATED EQUALLY….but they do still have better lives than you…and at least she’s skinny…

That long flattened face…looking like she was one of Rocky’s Speed Bag…

That sheer top makes it all ok, becuase it’s the style, she’s got a trust fund and can go through life pretty much doing this…nothing of subsance…thanks to dad…and there’s something leisurely that would be interesting to K-Fed about that.

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2017

10

Jul

Sistine Stallone Upskirt of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who’s face is a little too Sylvester Stallone looking for my liking….but she’s flashing her panties…and they are magical because they are celebrity kids, rich kids, brats who people only care about because their dad is Rambo, and that alone makes the pussy properly broken and A-List…

He probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

But she’s got a trust fund and people fuck with anything associated with celebrity…up on trying to be the next Kardashian…but failing…unless you think upskirts are a win…and I do….I think exactly that…

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2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

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Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

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2015

21

Jul

Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists

Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that…

She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to.

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