As you may or may not know, the celebrity rich kids who were born into celebrity families are some of the most interesting specimens of humans, not because they are interesting, in fact they are actually totally uninteresting, even disappointingly interesting, because they aren’t the actual celebrity, but rather some STD that survived that may or may not be hated by the celebrity, because some narcissists love their kids while others see them as pieces of shit who get in the way.

This celebrity rich kid belongs to Sylvester Stallone, but like other celebrity rich kids is reducing herself to a body on social media, people like bodies on social media, those are the posts that get all the likes and follows.

If you’re clever enough, you may realize that she’s pretending this is a picture of her dog, and not a slutty selfie in the door reflection, you know thirst trap thursday tactics to seem less shameless, desperate, etc.

MAYBE…she’s the SLY one in the family….GET IT…cuz her dad’s name is SLY STALLONE…holy fuck….this shit writes itself…terribly.

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