Apparently New Smyrna, not old Smyrna, which you probably read about in the Book of Revelations as it is one of the seven churches – admired for its tribulation and poverty; forecast to suffer persecution….is making the news today and not due to impending armageddon, that’d be crazy, but because it is a surf town in Florida that you can drive your car onto the beach…

But yeah, two young girls, the news says they are 18, were out doing some social media bikini shoots as the youth do, because modeling isn’t just a hobby man, it’s a way of life and people of all walks of life, from 18 year olds to 80 year olds, need bikini pics to help trick the algorithm to get them more views, so that they can live out their life as influencers, the COVETED job of many…because actual jobs are for losers when you can just get paid to be your damn self….

I don’t know if these girls are actually aspiring social media stars, I looked them up and couldn’t find their profiles….

I do know that when doing their bikini pics, maybe for their dating profile or for their boyfriends to jack off to, a SHARK made an appearance and now they’ve gone viral, now they are on the map, and I think it’s a wild and crazy story that must be shared…because shark attacks, although rare, are still scary…even if sharks aren’t as bad as the media makes them out to be….I’m not looking to touch dicks with one.

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