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2015

02

Jun

Sistine Stallone’s Instgram of the Day

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Her name is Sistine Stallone. She is Sylvestor Stallone’s daughter who he probably neglected as he was being famous, probably fucking all kind of models, not limited to Brigitte Nielsen, who is the original Bruce Jenner…chick with a dick, at least in broad shoulders…

Her name is SISTINE STALLONE aand she’s luckily not the child of Brigitte Nielsen, thanks to Britgitte Nielsen having a penis..because Brigitte Nielsen is terrifying…but rather Jennifer Flavin, who is still married to Stallone…

Well, like all girls on instagram and social media, especially celebrity and rich person kids, she wants to be a model like her momma…

It’s like why bother using the unlimited resources the family has to do somehting good in the world, but rather go pose for photographers and brands who like leveraging the family name to sell product…

It’s a trend that has probably always been a trend…based on Melanie Griffith..and I guess we shouldn’t expect anything less vapid from these people…

She’s 16…and look out for her…she’s working on being the next Jenner and Hadid…#GOALS.

Her instagram is not nearly slutty enough..I am sure she’ll work on that…

Here’s her dad’s creepy instagrams:

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2015

12

Feb

16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

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Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone…

She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers…

I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this.

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