I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2015

12

Feb

16 Year Old Sistine Stallone of the Day

sistine-stallone-teen-vogue-2015-01

Sylvester Stallone has a 16 year old daughter named Sistine Stallone ….and she’s getting in on this Kardashian, Jenner, Hadid, Baldwin, kick…where she decides to become a model, personality, maybe even an actor, but acting is too much work, it’s way more fun to do photoshoots, and way more instagram friendly to do photoshoots…on some quest to be famous or a personality of her own…thanks to everyone having a fucking ego, and want to be famous….and the whole thing is pretty fucking ridiculous, but I’m all for fame whoring, even when you have access to be famous in your own right, thanks to your dad being Stallone…

She’s like the next Dakota Johnson, Brian Williams (RIP) daughter, Susan Sarandon Daughter…Goldie Hawn Daughter…this is just so typical…and incestuous…the industry needs new blood motherfuckers…

I just don’t understand it…because they could actually do something productive, like develop a drug overdose like a tormented rich girl and die…or even start a charity…but instead they do this.

Posted in:Sistine Stallone

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!