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2024

15

Nov

Stallone’s Daughters to Outrage You of the Day

One of the most retarded content strategies I’ve taken was during COVID where I decided to push being an anti-vaxxer in attempts to save all you brain washed motherfuckers.

50 percent of my traffic disappeared overnight…I went from 3 loyal readers to 1.5 readers, but I had to do what felt right in my soul…

Sure, the traffic dip could have been from google censoring anti-vaxxers, my lack of original content, my lack of social media, my lack of an email list…you know there are ways to market a website so that it matters….

But I like to think it’s because I went “Right Wing Conspiracy”….and because it’s called DrunkenStepfather and it reminds women of being molested growing up…

The problem with that is that the MAGATS as they are called aren’t into looking at celebrity tits on a low grade porn site, it’s really the low testosterone, possibly autistic, weird libtard in his pod eating bugs that likes to be distracted by this shit….so I shot myself in the foot.

Then the whole brand and ad sponsors, who already blacklisted me because they are racist and think I am porn won’t touch “Right Wing Conspiracy” sites, but I didn’t have those ads anyway….but I did have grey area ads, like weed companies and sex toys and shit like that that decided to not touch the site….

All this to say, I am trying to appeal to the LIBTARD who is into celebrity and being distracted by celebrity, while the MAGATS are out there celebrating their win, owning the libtards, freaking out about other conspiracies, while deciding they are rebels and revolutionaries saving America while waking up the masses….

So when I saw that Sylvester Stallone was at MAR-A-LARGO endorsing TRUMP and calling him the next George Washington, because Trump has that affect on people, dude’s a legend and doing what we think needs to get done because we’re awake!

I figured nothing better than posting his slutty daughters being slutty on social media for your LIBTARDS to rage jerk off to…

Teach SLY what’s up assuming you can still get boners and haven’t gone full WOMAN who got her balls off yet…there names are Sistene and Sophia….enjoy the RAGE BAIT BATE (literally)….nerd.

Posted in:Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone|Sylvestor Stallone

2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini

Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.


Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini

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2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

Posted in:Scarlet Stallone|SFW|Sistine Stallone|Sophia Stallone