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2018

15

Aug

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini of the Day

Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini

Sistine and Sophia Stallone and their speed bag looking faces that you’d assume her dad brought back from the set of Rocky and that grew into human form after he accidentally jerked off on them…..are instagramming rich kids who get into bikinis to solidify their place in the world as Sylvester Stallone’s daughters, on some Baldwin Jenner hustle that all of young Hollywood is doing, but that these two don’t need to do….not because they are rich enough to not bother…but because we can tell they are Sylvester’s kids, they have his fucking meaty face.

But good bikini bodies though, but really what young girl doesn’t have a good bikini body….right.


Sistine and Sophia Stallone Bikini

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2017

25

Apr

The Stallone Sisters Look Like Trashy Italian Mafia Daughters of the 80s of the Day

Sistine Stallone, Sophia Stallone, Scarlet Stallone are all Stallones…their dad is Sylvester…and their trust funds are popping.

I assume they were raised in LA amongst all the shit that is LA, all the rich people, all the narcissism, all in the comfort of their own home…and…now the new generation of rich kid celebrity daughters who like getting on camera and using their last name to get on camera…in a world where people care about celebrity kids….because they are seemingly important thanks to shit like RAMBO….they matter…

I like this shoot, because it reminds me of 1980 mafia daughters at a family function…erotic…only its rich Hollywood brats that aren’t all that hot but the last name makes them perfectly hot.

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