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2015

02

Jun

Victoria’s Secret Goes Racy with Josephine Skriver of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby with a gay father and lesbian mother who was created in a lab thanks to her dad being a Biologist…which in case you didn’t know is probably one of the key players needed in cloning…meaning, there is no real proof as to whether or not she’s actually 100 percent human, or if she’s got other DNA up in her, or if her parents are actually her parents…or if the whole project is funded by Victoria’s Secret, seeing as they are a billion dollar company and investing in a lab that creates babes would be cost effective….I guess we will never know…

But what we do know, at least based on these Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, is that they’ve stepped up their game. After years of the same dull thing, they’ve gone a little modern and edgier, and whether they are breeding babes in farms across America or not, they are at least using them better than they have historically, and for that they should be celebrated…by masturbating to Josephine Skriver…because she’s amazing…on all kinds of scientific levels…

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