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2015

04

Jun

Heidi Klum in a Bikini n St Barths of the Day

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I guess today’s posts of washed up models comes full circle with Heidi Klum, who you may know from TV, but who started out in German porn, if you consider lingerie modeling porn, which I would assume Christians do, I mean can’t you make porn out of anything just by jerking off to it…from Facebook Vacation pics of a girl you went to high school with…to actual porn…it’s a lot of grey areas…

I know her for having dozens of kid with a man who had the penis the size of a baby arm, that I can assume destroys part of her, but not her body as a whole, because ethnic cleansing in the 40s left some people, like Heidi Klum, amazing, resilient and able to take huge objects in and out of her twat…while aging gracefully and pretty tight bodied considering…in what you’d call a freak of nature, if you didn’t realize there was science and a lot of “human” testing to thank for this…

She’s in St Barths on vacation from what is probably a busy life, but possibly still a pretty luxurious vacation of a life…and she looks better than you, or better than anything you’d ever get to stick your dick in, even if you were paying, and I am sure you are…I mean look at yourself loser…you’re the worst…

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