Who cares that the ESPYs happened…sports are for faggots…

And I don’t mean faggot as a derogatory word to gay people…

I am using it as a derogatory word for closet cases who like watching grown men play with each other…in their spare time…it’s fucking weird…

You know the same kind of dude who could call a gay person a faggot…meanwhile motherfucker has wet dreams about being in the locker room with his favorite team after the big win…

That said, ESPYs, an award created by ESPN, a media company paid for by advertisers…seems like a really legit award ceremony…that really means something…like the Maxim Top 100 but for sports…fuck this noise…

Here are some sluts who were there, because either they fuck athletes and get herpes like Hannah Davis, are athletes who fuck Athletes until their vaginas explode like Hope Solo, or their dad’s now a woman like Kendall…and Tina Turner….

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