Miranda Kerr decided to post step 1 in the secret to getting billionaire cock…

Step 2 is a little more complicate, it involves spreading those legs…

Step 3 is hoping the cum sticks….to make another baby…

It’s pretty basic…

I always found her an overrated model, totally uninteresting on all levels, with a weird round face and trashy attitude, but Victoria’s Secret and Orlando Bloom collaborated and made her…and now we’re stuck with her, but barely….as her relevance slowly fades and her ability to lure billionaires into her uneventful, possibly talented, which would explain why she’s even being talked about, cunt…as Australian girls, for the most part, are a lot of fun…even when they are the worst…

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