Jessica Simpson is always drunk. It’s how she handles her not eating…because not eating gets her paid by weight watchers…while drunk represses all the memories of having her childhood robbed of her by her gay father seeking a fabulous gay life..

She’s been drunk many times before, and it’s always a good time, since despite being a billionaire with shitty cheap fast fashion…she’s always come across as dumb as fuck…you know living up to the blonde with big tits bimbo retard stereotype…that’s true…and why it’s a stereotype…you politically correct assholes…yes I saw legally blonde…unfortunately…and I know not every blonde pig is an idiot, and can become a lawyer….at least in movies…god I hate Reese Witherspoon….but it’s easier to generalize and focus on assumptions..then investigate beneath the big tits of every big titty blonde…

What I’m trying to say is at least Jessica Simpsons not as fat, still has her tits, and brings the jokes as she whores herself out to middle america for more money…I’d be drunk too…I like drunk…I like drunk girls…and I’m drunk right now.

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