Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better…

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993…

Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap…

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