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Miranda Lambert’s Country Corn Fed Titties of the Day

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Everyone is out there talking about Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, two cohosts on a very fucking popular show, a story probably spun by one of the producers, who has since gone onto get a raise…because it’s been fantastic for ratings, the world, obsessed with celebrity, fame and love…tuning in every week to see what flirting happens next for the divorcees…the same demographic as their viewership…I’m onto The voice….

When as these magazine pics point out, we should be focusing on Miranda Lambert and her big country titties…because if you have to stomach new shitty country music….and this is coming from someone who listens to old country music…and who just hates the new shit…there needs to be tits to make it ok…so here are the tits…that make it ok…I just need some Whiskey and my horse to get through this…

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