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2016

14

Jan

Julia Restoin Roitfeld for Agent Provocateur of the Day

AP-4

Julia Restoin Roitfeld is 30, I don’t know if she’s the model in this campaign, or the person behind the campaign, because I don’t know who Julia Restoin Roitfeld is…but according to WIKIPEDIA, she’s a graphic designer but more importantly her mom was the editor of Vogue Paris…which led to Julia Restoin Roitfeld being in a bunch of campaigns, rocking the scene like a Kardashian, and now as a mom, doing this…

I don’t think Agent Provocateur is as interesting as they were years ago as a boutique brand, now that they are in malls and have hookers getting rich guys gift them with it…and I Hate black and white pics of anything when I know it is shot on a digital camera, and run through some hipster for “artistic” effect…I only like black and white pics on film because motherfucker is too broke to afford color film and color film processng and a digital camera…

I know that makes me sound like a pretentious art faggot cunt, when I shouldn’t even know what a picture is, seeing as I’m pushing 40, practically homeless, always drunk and into street hookers, but thanks to this site – all I do is look at stupid fucking pictures, so fuck you and your lack of respect for my ability to say digital black and white pictures are fucking lame…because I like seeing skin color when I jerk off to asses…you see I can’t remember EVER jerking off to any black and white pics…ever…and life is about jerking off – so fix this Julia Restoin Roitfeld…

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