Maitland Ward makes me laugh. It’s girls like her that remind us what Hollywood is all about, because the people who actually make it or who did make it for a minute are not really the norm…and the industry is mainly girls who have had a taste of it, maybe a secondary roll in a movie or on TV or a web series at Funny Or Die….or maybe just the cum of a director or producer rolling down the back of their throats…or maybe just serving one of them as a waitress, or as a masseuse hired by a celebrity in the right circle…not the job you moved to LA for but the job you got when acting didn’t work out and your mom and dad cut you off….

It’s like the majority of girls in LA are Maitland Wards…just not quite as old, because at 40 she’s still doing the same tactics these young instagram girls are doing, in the most bootleg of way, and I find the whole movement absolutely fascinating…and for that I love her..

I mean, most 40 year olds aren’t posting weird nudes to their social media, but in LA…they are…because they are hoping it leads to work that leads to validating their fucking parking ticket that is their life..

I love it…even if it’s disgusting!

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