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2016

15

Feb

The Day Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Died or Not of the Day

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Who the fuck is the adviser at SI, and do they have access to Instagram?

Do they have any idea who their target market is, or are they more into appeasing the outspoken haters who don’t read their magazines, but rather just complain about the fact that they objectify women.

Is this the skin issue that was a special feature for their subscribers to jerk off to in an era when porn wasn’t available, an issue that made stars out of girls or are they just bottom feeding and struggling to find their little niche in this media landscape.

I don’t know who they are speaking to, but they aren’t speaking to the bros and frat boys who read their shit…and really neither am I, but the frat boys like to call me a whiney little bitch thanks to their inability to read.

I am just watching the human condition unfold, and I will say that risk taking has been lost….there was a time when the previous editor of the Swim supplement would think taking a risk was showing a nipple in a Sports Magazine as to bot seem obscene like their porn competitors….

But now – it’s putting a fat chick on the cover…because the reality is, a magazine doesn’t even need a cover, it’s all online anyway, so they could put anyone on the cover..

I am juste surprised that since this is clearly their strategy, why they didn’t put Bruce Jenner, an athlete on the cover, instead of a pig like Ashley Graham, who’s idea of fitness is eating as many donuts as she fucking can…

Yes they put Ronda UFC on the cover too, good an Athlete, makes sense…even if she’s got a dick…but a fat chick…who is everything but Sports Illustrated ever was…unless their readership is all black dudes, but I think they prefer their fat white chicks to be blonde…

I guess we should celebrate them for not being obvious in their THIRST by putting a Hadid or a Kardashian on the cover, unless of course it was Bruce, since that’d be jokes…WHY ISN’T BRUCE JENNER THE SI COVER GIRL?!

We should also encourage the people at the company to consider hiring a new editor, let this editor work at Cosmo. Keeping things status quo when competing with Instagram photos that are better than these photos, because instagram has proven how simple this “art” is…

I guess no one really knows what to do with themselves or how to handle themselves in this happy world filled with angry social justice warriors…but I am pretty confident that this isn’t the best approach and that they are just digging and digging that SI Grave they’ve started to dug…Just FIRE the fucking bitch running it and hire someone with some vision… Enough with the fat chicks to be progressive for the feminist protesters….when you should want the fucking protesters…

Oh, I get what they are doing, they want to shut up the haters and feature the whores in peace….SO enough of the rant, because the good news is that they still had some hot bikini pics…there is something pure and amazing in bikini pics of bikini models…like old times…classic…even if semi irrelevant they are still worth looking at…

They put the fat chick on the cover so that they could get away with all this AMAZING on the inside….Seriously…some of these pics are good…and distract from the 3-5 pics of the fatty, and produced 1000s of the babes, models and sugar babies…

It’s the “I have a black friend” excuse for a racist….CLEVER JOB SI….I guess you’re not dead yet..but speaking of BLACK friends…you forgot to feature enough dark skinned girls…SI SO WHITE AND FAKE SPRAY TANNED ….#SIsoWHITE haters will find things to hate….but they feature fat girls on the cover because no one gives a fuck about a cover to produce softcore porn with esorts…WORKS FOR ME….

TO SEE THE WHOLE FEATURE VISIT SI SWIM

Gigi Hadid Because her Dad’s an Advertiser…and she looks amazing…

Kelly Rohrbach Straight from Leo’s Not So Straight Dick

Irina Shayk….is Everything

Hailey Clauson Who Sues Photographers for Posing Slutty.

Bo Krsmanovic is Everything: She is the Future

Nina Agdal – This is Her Only Job

Hannah Davis….for Derek Jeter..

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Barbara Palvin:

Emily DiDonato

Caroline Wozniacki:

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Ronda Rousey Tucked the Dick In

Here’s her behind the scenes – from some pretty offensive angles…

Lindsey Vonn To Piss off TIGER…

Chanel Iman

Hannah Ferguson

Samantha Hoopes

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Kate Bock

Tanya Mityushina – Never Heard of Her…but amazing…

Erin Heatherton

Rose Bertram – My God…’

Lily Aldridge Straght from VS

Sofia Resing

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