Cindy Crawford daughter, and heir to the Gerber Baby empire, not to mention her mom’s empire, and her dad’s restaurant empire, are just the prettier, more delicate version of the Kardashians.

I don’t know whether this is Cindy Crawford whoring out her kid, to make her a social media sweetheart that her vapid and superficial ego adores because it crawled out of her vagina, or if it is Cindy Crawford pulling the mom competing with her daughter shit you see in every rich part of down / Lulu Lemon store…

I just know that if I was in Cindy Crawford’s place, I wouldn’t call my friends to rope her into the celebrity, instagram star life…even if it makes stupid money…

I would get her a job waiting tables at the Dad’s restaurant or some shit, but I guess when you’re Hollywood, you can’t have that, it looks bad to their social circle “did you hear the Gerber’s make their daughter waitress”…so instead, get her the modeling contract, and turn her into a bootleg version of you, so that you can live on forever, and cash the fuck out forever…it’s pretty terrible…but she’s a 16 year old in Shorts..exploited by her mom…doing what she thinks she likes…and you like that…

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