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2016

06

Apr

Hilary Duff Overalls are One Size Too Small of the Day

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I am not a fashion stylist but I know whatever is going on here is some busting out overstuffed sausage…in overalls, tapping into the farmers daughter fetish, which I guess is better than the PUCK SLUT fetish her Canadian fans, including but not limited to her ex husband, pro Hockey player and Canadian Furniture Heir…because imagining her entitled, spoiled brat, narcissist, child star ass, all fit and thick and round, like she does a lot of squats….is more exciting when you think it’s from carrying buckets for freshly milked milk, or hay barrels, all virginal because the only men she knows is her dad and brothers…..rather than from taking it from the entire team to build morale…

I am not a Hilary Duff fan and never was, but some people just fucking love her and get mad when they find out she’s got a new boyfriend, like they were still 16 year old losers, thinking they may have a chance, 20 years later…

In 2000, Y2K, I bet a drinking buddy that in my lifetime I would fuck Christina Aguilera…I haven’t, but there is still time, it is almost as delusional as these people in love with famous people they’ll never meet…I was only betting him that because he bought me drinks and I had no intention on fucking Christina Aguilera….I don’t even want to fuck Christina Aguilera now, 16 years later….but at the time I was convinced it was possible and that was pre social media – when it is seemingly more possible…

What I am saying is that, Hilary Duff and her juicy mom ass in tight pants are for you to jerk off to, not for you to jerk off on, unless you print out her pictures like one of those weirdos, because there’s no way you’ll get in this…even if it’s not that great.

Here’s a better outfit for her ass…

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